Skitzofrenia

I realize now that i forgot to tell you to add a spoonful of garlic. I made guacamole last night for my family and it turned out pretty great. A little oniony, but still good. Just brush your teeth afterwards. Not saying your breath will smell funny just a....precaution. I said i would find out where guacamole came from in my last post. Turns out guacamole goes all the way back to the aztecs. Did you know avocado has the highest fat content of any fruit. Personally I happen to think its totally healthy. I mean it's a bunch of green stuff in a bowl. How unhealthy can you get?  Just to let you know, this blog will not be all about guacamole. For your information it will be about anything and everything. For starters: I just got home from school-ahh I absolutely cannot stand that word- and i let my cats upstairs -Olive and Hazel- they are the weirdest things thats ever happened to me..literally. My parents hated animals...and now my mom lovessssss them. She talks to them, feeds them, cuddles them. It makes me sick. I'm not sure about my dad but I'm pretty positive he has a soft spot for them. Anyways, I re-named Hazel to skitz. It's short for skitzofrenik. We've recently tried to walk our cats outside with a walker. Some lady at the veterinary said that we could buy them a leash and walk them outside. yeah right. Their cats. Olive will let us put hers on her alright..but Hazel....well lets just say dont try it by yourself if you get my meaning. Then after that: nothing. They'll just lay somewhere on the floor on their sides like their dead and cant move. I have it under control though. I'm teaching them...all you gotta do is pull the leash and they slide really easily. I'll try and upload a picture. It's quite funny. If hazel hears any load noises she'll just freak. and i mean 'freak'. She'll have like an attack and she'll try and run but the leash just yanks her back. It's sad to have a spastic cat. They have so many disadvantages. They cant be like the other kids, its just so heartbreaking. *tear*  pray for skitz... sniffle.